six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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