: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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