They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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