they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
Randomize
