He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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