im gay
i know
yea but for you.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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