I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Pants are for mortals
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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