you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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