Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
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