Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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