i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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