i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Randomize
