I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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