I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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