Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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