You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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