their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Floor bacon is actually really good
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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