This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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