why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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