My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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