You're completely useless in the revolution.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I have fence marks all over my body
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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