This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
YAS. BRING CRAB.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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