none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
