woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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