The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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