I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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