We should be called the Road Head Warriors
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
