you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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