one two three fourrrrnication!
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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