grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Farmville is her only friend.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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