I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
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