Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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