Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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