Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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