Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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