It's Friday. Sex?
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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