I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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