he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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