Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Randomize
