why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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