Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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