I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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