So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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