I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
no. you can't hotbox the world.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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