Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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