absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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