I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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