your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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