I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
I am mentally ready for anal.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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