Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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