I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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